I just finished walking my dog and was standing outside anyway. I looked around to see what the deal was, and I couldn't figure it out, but the beeping and the siren would not go off. I wait around for people to come down, and literally four people come out. It was 5pm, and I know there were more people in the building.
If there were an actual emergency, every one of these motherfuckers would die.
I find it amusing that an alarm is going off, lights are flashing, and people are just sitting there in their lofts ignoring it, continuing on with eBay stalking, watching Dora the Explorer, smoking and littering...whatever bullshit thing they were doing.
Then out walks this new tenant of mine who is a beautiful 21 year old model. She comes out all angry, and yells at my security guard,
"What The Fuck Is Going On?"
Bitch, you could have asked this nicely instead of yelling at my security guard, who is clueless as to what is happening.
I responded with, "There's a fire on the 1st floor." Just so she thinks there is an actual problem we're dealing with, and not just a phantom alarm.
Model's response: "But I live on the 4th floor. Not on the 1st floor. It's going off in my place."
To that, I just walked off like I was hurrying to the fire, just to get away from her.
Like, seriously, bitch? Does she not know how fire works? I hope she dies in a tire fire. Then maybe she'll understand what fire does.
I don't know whether to feel sorry for her for being so stupid or envy her for being so pretty that she doesn't need to use her brain to its full potential to get things in life.
I figured out how to silence the alarm, and everything went back to normal. Although, even when I silenced the alarm, the lights were still flashing and people were just using the elevator and checking the mail as if nothing was happening.
The babies are so apathetic. I swear if someone was getting murdered in the lobby, they would just walk by, trying to avoid getting blood on their clothes.
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