"Hey Mapple, I found this on the 9th floor elevator area. It was just sitting there. Is there a lost and found?"
"I'm the lost and found. I'll just keep it until someone claims it. Thanks."
I put this suitcase in the back room of my office.
I left this suitcase in the back room and totally forgot about it.
It's been in my office for two weeks now. No one has claimed it. I was curious to see what was in it, as I'm sure it was nothing, and I was just going to throw it away.
When I opened the suitcase, no beam of light came out. These were the contents:
Someone left a suitcase full of salsa in the hallway. What's in the small box? More salsa.
So many questions: Why would anyone send so much salsa? Why was it left in the hallway, never to be claimed? It's not even local. The salsa is from Chicago, the address of the suitcase is Ohio. Who would leave a suitcase of salsa in the hall?
Now I have a shit ton of salsa. Everything was sealed, so it's all edible. I don't take to spice very well, and some of the mild salsa is this sweet fruity kind with blueberries in it. I do not like to mix my fruit with savory or spice, so this is a total waste on me.
*Writer's Note: I know that wasn't the most enthralling of stories. I just found it to be weird. Lynchian, if you will.